your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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