I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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