Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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