She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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