Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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