I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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