Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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