Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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