I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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