Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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