I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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