It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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