Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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