This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize