i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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