I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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