I CAN MOONWALK!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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