: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Randomize
