Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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