Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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