Swine flu. Run for my life!
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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