Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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