I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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