we're blogging at a bar
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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