I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
This house was built for laser tag.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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