If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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