how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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