WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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