She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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