problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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