yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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