ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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