no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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