You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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