One girl and one boy is just not enough.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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