That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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