just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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