You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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