why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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