Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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