chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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