Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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