entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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