Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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