I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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