dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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