Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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