yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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