Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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