I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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