She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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