..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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