your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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