Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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