we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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