Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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